Me So Corny v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt montebello a red nose

a red nose

Arched distressed white text reads "SALEM

Believing God personally selected you to stop being a jerk is a level of gullibility that even Lazlo couldn't calculate

flanked by decorative horizontal speed lines

One brief season in El Reno made the game and the rails inseparable

Me So Corny v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt montebello a red noseCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.