Unpainted Arizona - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off

Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs

" A white shaka hand and curved yellow arrow sit at the bottom

with "19" and "23" flanking a vintage hand-drawn gold cardigan with dark vertical stripes and fringe detail

Science never stood a chance against that level of commitment

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

Unpainted Arizona - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 Gruber's slow-motion swan dive offUnpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip mall delusion Ed would never question. Slapping Est. 1987 on discount furniture merch is a loyalty oath only the right people decode. Inspired by Raising Arizona. The Details: Stylized green tree with a broad, flat canopy sits to the upper left. Distressed tan text in an angular southwestern font reads "Unpainted Arizona" below, with "Est. 1987"