Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M a curly black mustache tucked

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

Below the mustache

managing inventory

but Phil Connors had a few thousand February 2nds to nail it

Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M a curly black mustache tuckedVernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white slab serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by