The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White Distressed white angular Greek-style text

Distressed white angular Greek-style text reads "BEHOLD" across the top

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The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White Distressed white angular Greek-style textCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie