Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff The field guide entry is

The field guide entry is real formal for something nobody can say out loud at dinner

This one’s as real as it gets

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and nobody ever will

Napoleon got a waterslide and history got a pep rally

Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff The field guide entry isReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"