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" A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts a gondolier rowing a decorative gondola on water

Arched distressed white block text reads "WALNUT GROWERS" above a vintage cartoon walnut character in golden-tan ink

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

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