Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Arched distressed white block serif

Arched distressed white block serif text reads "MERICA" in a collegiate varsity style

and basketball flanked by small stars

Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department

Derek Huff treating a Dane Cook special like a heavyweight title fight is the most committed he's ever been to anything

inspired by Point Break

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Arched distressed white block serifBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact