Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL " mimicking vintage firecracker packaging

" mimicking vintage firecracker packaging with weathered texture throughout

"18" and "92" flank the mascot

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Distressed white arched text reads "SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT" above a golden-yellow digital illustration of Jimmie Dimmick

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Grill Sergeant 4th of July - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL " mimicking vintage firecracker packagingGrill Sergeants earned their rank by screaming at raw hamburgers with the same intensity a drill instructor brings to terrified recruits. Nobody promoted them, nobody asked, but the tongs are theirs and the coals aren't ready yet. The Details: A blue charcoal kettle grill with red flames sits at the top, a white star on its bowl, flanked by two red stars. Distressed white stencil style text reads "GRILL SERGEANT" in the center. Blue and red military