I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt Movies Distressed white block text arching

Distressed white block text arching across the top reads "WOULD YOU BE PREPARED IF GRAVITY

Printed on our super soft 100% ring-spun & combed cotton long sleeve T-Shirt

Gray smoke wisps rise upward behind the text from a stylized lit cigarette at the bottom

it promised "always a friendly welcome" to anyone who walked in

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt Movies Distressed white block text archingBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked