Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black White block text reads "GET

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

a large cream illustration of a muffin shows visible chunks on its domed top and vertical ridges on a pleated paper liner

one signed headshot

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

Every bad guy thinks they're Vader

Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black White block text reads "GETpschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in